WHAM! BAM! KAPOWEE!

Somewhere in the far reaches of space, is a bizarre little place called Winchester, KY. In the land of Winchester, there are strange creatures called hillbillies, and sometimes these hillbillies beat each other to a pulp as a means of recreation. Maybe National Geographic will come to Winchester to do a piece on the strange practices of the hillbillies, such as eating squirrel, opossum and feasting on fried frog legs. As I was making my way through the Northern section of Winchester, 2 hillbillies jumped out of a minivan and pummeled a young man right before my eyes. They hit him in the back, and then punched him in the nose. The poor guy fell to the ground and they continued to kick and punch him, the poor guy was a mess, I honked and honked my horn in hopes they'd stop, but they kept right on kicking. So, I got on my cell phone and called 911, it took them almost 30 minutes to get there. After the hillbillies left, I had to hold a towel to his head, it was split right open, and his nose was definitely broken. His hand was in tatters, I felt so bad for him, and I was just sick that someone would do such a thing! I never thought I'd see the day I watched someone get pummeled, but then I never thought I'd see the day of flying trampolines either.